Mclaughlin's Wonder Blog

Mr. Plasmi: The Wonder Pet

2008-04-08T07:56:00.000-07:00

As i have now found the colon key i can bring the nest exciting installment in McLaughlins WONDER BLOG. I recently went to a pet shop (yes there are many pet shops in standoff) looking to by a white kitty and i would name him mr snuggles and take him for walks and give him bath and put a cute little bow around his neck *ahem i mean call him dave, and register him in fights.whilst browsing for mr snug...Dave, i came across quite a blue glowy thing and though "BLUE, GLOWY, WOW" The nice lady at the counter told me t was a plasma grenade they had caught before harvest fell to the covenant and i was like awwww i will call him Mr. Plasmi. so get ready for "Mclaughlin and the Adventures of him and mr plasmi who do stuff" catchy isnt it. I will be sending postcards from all my adventures.

How To Make An Awesome Sandwich

2008-04-02T08:05:00.000-07:00

First rule of making sandwiches never use glue to stick the ingrediant to the bread. it makes your mouth stick together.

So use a sticky edible food such as peanut butter or normal yell-o butter.

Then layer by layer add the following in the following order.

1.Eggs
2.Beef
3.Ribs
4.Lard
5.Peanut
6.Chocolate
7.Rum
8.Vodka
9. And the most important ingrediant... Chicken

Oh yeah, Old School!

A Poem called (Can't find the colon button) Bouncy Cats

2008-04-02T07:04:00.000-07:00

This Poem Is Deadecated to a jar of vaseline

Bouncy Cat

Wears a Hat

Is Big and Fat

What a Twat