Mr. Plasmi: The Wonder Pet

As i have now found the colon key i can bring the nest exciting installment in McLaughlins WONDER BLOG. I recently went to a pet shop (yes there are many pet shops in standoff) looking to by a white kitty and i would name him mr snuggles and take him for walks and give him bath and put a cute little bow around his neck *ahem i mean call him dave, and register him in fights.whilst browsing for mr snug...Dave, i came across quite a blue glowy thing and though "BLUE, GLOWY, WOW" The nice lady at the counter told me t was a plasma grenade they had caught before harvest fell to the covenant and i was like awwww i will call him Mr. Plasmi. so get ready for "Mclaughlin and the Adventures of him and mr plasmi who do stuff" catchy isnt it. I will be sending postcards from all my adventures.

How To Make An Awesome Sandwich

First rule of making sandwiches never use glue to stick the ingrediant to the bread. it makes your mouth stick together.

So use a sticky edible food such as peanut butter or normal yell-o butter.

Then layer by layer add the following in the following order.

1.Eggs
2.Beef
3.Ribs
4.Lard
5.Peanut
6.Chocolate
7.Rum
8.Vodka
9. And the most important ingrediant... Chicken

Oh yeah, Old School!

A Poem called (Can't find the colon button) Bouncy Cats

This Poem Is Deadecated to a jar of vaseline

Bouncy Cat

Wears a Hat

Is Big and Fat

What a Twat