How To Make An Awesome Sandwich

First rule of making sandwiches never use glue to stick the ingrediant to the bread. it makes your mouth stick together.

So use a sticky edible food such as peanut butter or normal yell-o butter.

Then layer by layer add the following in the following order.

1.Eggs
2.Beef
3.Ribs
4.Lard
5.Peanut
6.Chocolate
7.Rum
8.Vodka
9. And the most important ingrediant... Chicken

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